I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
being pregnant is like rehab
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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