puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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