On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have demons in me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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