He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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