I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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