Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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