nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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