As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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