glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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