How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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