...so i touched it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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