I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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