I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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