New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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