Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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