I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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