I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
