Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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