i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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