i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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