that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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