great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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