I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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