I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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