How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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