Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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