do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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