rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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