that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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