2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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