When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
