I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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