I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Watching her eat just hurts me
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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