At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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