OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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