Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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