doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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