Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Verdict: uncircumcised.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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