there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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