mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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