Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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