He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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