sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
where are you?
Hypothermia
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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