Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Quick, to the slutcave!
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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