Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
