Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
she told me i tasted like america
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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