I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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