The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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