I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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