when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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