Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck