they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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