Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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