Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
