he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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