too bad you live with your parents still
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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