Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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